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Friday, August 8, 2008

Dirty KK goes to jail

For those of you who don't know, Miss P is from Chicago, but is currently stuck in hell in Maryland. The next door neighbors are from Detroit. Mr. D and I constantly have to remind them how much better Chicago is than bootleg ass Detroit. Therefore, I couldnt pass up the opportunity to rip that low down dirty dog Kwame Kilpatric, b.k.a. the flea infested mayor of Detroit. Seems Dirty Kay Kay is going to do some jail time.

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick will spend the night in jail after a judge ruled he violated the terms of his bond in his perjury case by making a business trip to Canada and not informing the court.

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick apologized, but a federal judge ordered him jailed for violating terms of his bond.

Judge Ronald Giles ordered Kilpatrick to jail Thursday, a decision the judge said he would have made for any "John Six-Pack" defendant before him.
The mayor made an unauthorized trip to Canada last month, leading the county prosecutor's office to request Kilpatrick be punished and triggering the judge's ruling.

A day? Really, judge? A day? Now you know damn well if it was Pookie from around the way who violated his bond, his ass would be in jail for at least the weekend. But because it's crooked Kay Kay, and the judge is afraid of turning up like that stripper from his party, Dirty KK gets one night. Whatever. I bet you he serves less time than Nicole Richie. Don't drop the soap, muthafucka.

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