Friday, August 29, 2008
OBAMA IN '08!
Thursday, August 28, 2008
But, I think a more important question is Does it really help your relationship any to go about your life like your partner is not there? The short answer is no. Two people in a relationship should talk things out when there are problems. Everyone needs their space now and again. Retreating to separate corners for an hour or two can help. But in order to maintain a healthy relationship, a couple should strive never to go to bed angry. Talk things out when you both have a cool head. Respect the fact that both of you have a right to speak and be heard. The key to a good relationship is healthy communication. This has been a public service announcement by Miss P.
I Refuse by Aaliyah (I absolutely LOVE this song! I feel so empowered after I hear it. sorry it's just a snippet)
Emotion by Destiny's Child (this has gotten me through some rough times)
Me by Tamia (LOVE IT so much, it helped me name my blog)
Love by Keyshia Cole (one of those bittersweet love songs)
Kim by Eminem (I LOVE this white boy. and this is one of my FAV pissed at the world songs. i turn this up in the car full blast when I wanna scream, but I can't, or better yet, won't)
This little girl still makes me laugh. Hey, I smiled! My day is starting to look up.
When I look in your eyes
and know that you are mine
there's no better feeling in the world.
But all that changed
the day I found out you cheated.
I can smell her on you,
see her caressing you.
It burns me to know
you took her places in your soul
where only we used to go.
Your kiss that used to be so sweet
is now so sour.
Your smile that lit my world
now leaves me bitter and cold.
The man I thought was only for me
has now made this twosome three
and I no longer know where I'm supposed to be.
Should I stay… or let it go?
Everyone seems to think they know what I should do.
But no one knows what's best for me but me.
Can't you see?
But now, now my world has come crashing in.
The home we made is now a prison
the walls are closing in
I can't breathe
LET ME BE!
I don't remember how to be me...
What do I do
when I look at you and only see her?
You, you were my rock, my king
but now it seems
our love is no more.
Do I forgive and forget…
or just walk out the door?
My best work always seemed to be my depressing poems...
A 12-year-old boy took his grandmother's car and led police on a chase at speeds
up to 60 mph before swerving to avoid spikes in the road and crashing into a
fence, police said.
Do ya'll remember the 7-year-old in Florida who stole his grandmother's SUV and went joy-riding and thought that shyt was funny? I don't know what's wrong with parents now-a-days. Mr. D and I were watching Super Nanny the other day and this father was like, "Well, you can't spank your kids anymore or you'll get arrested, so what do you do?" You beat their asses, that's what you do! If I push a baby out of my cooch, I officially have the right to knock the taste out of my kid's mouth, I don't give a damn what anybody says. There was this one Italian family on Super Nanny, and the father took his 5 kids bowling. His son, he was 6, I think, throws a fit and starts screaming at his dad, "I'm gonna kill you!" about 3 times! The dad just held him, and then they all went home. And then the little bastard was playing his PlayStation! Aw hell no! Mr. Mob Boss, are you fucking for real? Get da fuck oudda here! I remember this one time, in band camp... just kidding. For real, one time, I was 4 and my brother was 2 and we were on the L with my mama and we had just come from shopping. Well, my little brother wanted his toy, but she said no. So he decided to take a cue from da white boy he saw acting a fool earlier and threw his ass down on the train and started kicking and screaming. My mother, very calmly, commenced to beating his ass right there on the train, downtown Chicago. Nobody said a damn thing. Why should they? She was doing what she was supposed to. And my brother never pulled some shyt like that again. I wish my brother would have told my mother he was going to kill her, let alone in public, let alone on national television! Super Nanny would have had to call 911 cuz my brother would have been DEAD. Then again, aint no way in hell we would be on Super Nanny anyway, cuz my mama didn't play that bullshyt.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
It's the only clip I could find.
I know I'm late with this one, but I'm just now figuring out who this dude is. Julius J. Carry III died Aug 19 of pancreatic cancer. He was probably best known as Sho Nuff in the movie The Last Dragon. Man, me and my mama loved that damn movie. "Am I the baddest?" "Sho Nuff!" People are dropping like flies. RIP, Sho Nuff.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Now, this shyt is wrong on so many levels. First of all, you're a muthafuckin principal, nobody asked you for your personal views on her sexual orientation. Secondly, who the fuck are you to tell her parents?! Coming out to anyone, especially your parents, is hard and can be traumatic, especially for a teen. Where the fuck do you get off robbing this girl of her right to do it in her own time??? And then you order her to stay away from kids like she's some fuckin pedophile. This man's line of thinking is just all wrong.
Then, when her friends protested, he questioned students about their sexual preference, suspended some, and even lifted some girls' shirts to see if they had "gay pride" written on their bodies! But get this: most of the community saw nothing wrong with anything he had done! What kind of tomfoolery is this??! Now, it's not one fucked up man among the masses; no, his town is supporting him! These close minded bastards really irk the hell outta me. They gave some bullshyt saying we're a small Christian town, this isn't Chicago or Atlanta. What in the fuck is that supposed to mean? But you know what? They're right. They're not in Chicago, cuz if they were, that muthafucka would have had his ass BEAT DOWN for lifting some girl's shirt. I wish you would lift my daughter's shirt. Let's see if you go home with all your fingers.
I propose we start a campaign to enlighten these ignorant sons of bitches. We can not keep living in a world of intolerance. Since the town still can't figure out what the ex-principal did wrong, even after he was successfully sued, I am going to write some letters and let them know. And I'm going to end it in big bold letters with GAY PRIDE! GAY PRIDE!
I am too through.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
It's stories like this that give me hope that we aren't all going to hell in a handbasket. Ok, so remember when Heath Ledger died and they found out he hadn't updated his will to include his daughter? And his family was acting like idiots and didn't put the money in a trust for her? Heath was also in the process of filming another film, and three actors; Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Jude Law stepped in to replace him. The three of them have decided to donate their salary to Matilda.
As most of you probably know, Heath was filming Terry Gilliam's "The Imaginarium
of Dr. Parnassus" at the time of his death. Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell stepped in to complete Heath's role, playing different versions of his character "Tim."
When the three actors learned that Ledger's will had not been updated to include
his daughter, the generous trio decided to donate all the money they earned from
the film to little Matilda!
That is absolutely freaking amazing! And didn't I tell ya'll yesterday how amazing Johnny Depp is? I freaking love him! Thank you Johnny, Jude, and Colin for making my day.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
How many of you knew Jamie Foxx had a show on Sirius satellite radio called Foxxhole Radio? Well, if you didn't know, now you know. After all the funeral posting today, I was kind of down, so I needed a pick-me-up. Here is the link to one of Jamie's old shows, around the time of the Chris Stokes allegations. This shyt had me rolling on the ground. Enjoy, heffas.
This man is too fucking sexy. No more words are needed.
F.U. has the latest Olympics update... Yeah, I Said It. And What?
LisaRaye will pray for him... Rhymes With Snitch
Michael Jackson gives his broke ass brothers the cold shoulder... Bossip
Be Your Man's Personal Whore... Blogxilla
Christine Beatty finally opens her eyes... Glennisha Morgan
I hope you can get the video link to work on this one, cuz I can't
Some Parents Deserve to Get their Asses Beat DOWN! ... Yeah, I Said It. And What?
Doesn't it just scream, "I'm pretending I'm listening to you, but I can't WAIT to beat the dust off some stripper pussy tonight! Party at the mayor's mansion! Whoo whoo!"
Anyway, Dirty KK shouldn't celebrate too soon. The Governor has scheduled a misconduct hearing for Sept 3. Ol' KK might get ousted after all. Hmmm, maybe he should get some stripper puss while he can...
Monday, August 18, 2008
I mean, I've seen pics of Coco before the implants (look them up yourself, I don't feel like it), but that shyt she has in her chest now is just fucking nauseating. Ugh. I have no more commentary, so if you wanna see some more, check out Necole Bitchie.
I don't care that they're both in denial. For the purpose of this post, they are a couple. With that being said, Diddy, P Diddy (oh wait, that's me :) lol), Midget P, whateva his name is, hell to da no. I don't care if he thinks he can win an Olympic medal in sex, the midget gets no play from me. Cassie, on the other hand... I just have one question: Have you seen Cassie? She is one bad bitch, shut yo mouth, and she has just officially been inducted into my list of celeb girlfriends. Luv you, Cass, with your sexy ass. "I am addicted to you, my addiction."
Eva and LanceDespite some recent pics of Eva looking like she has the body of a malnourished 10-year-old boy, Eva is still sexy as hell, especially when she eats like she's supposed to. Her boyfriend Lance is just as sexy. This is one sexy ass couple. Eva is also a member of my wifey club. So, in case you haven't figured it out, Eva and her sexy eyes, and Lance with his delicious lookin chocolate skin, can both get the business, and I'll even cook for Eva, put some meat on them bones. I'll have her calling my name after she eats my dressing, greens, mac n cheese, and chicken. Don't believe me? Just ask Mr. D. :-)
Last but not least, we have one of the most over exposed newly wed couples on the planet,
Mimi and Nick
Hmmm, wonder if Beyonce read my last post on her letting him run around without a ring like he's not married? Anyway, good look Camel. Keep it up.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
It's been 1 month exactly since you left and I still don't think it's fair. There are some things I'll never get to say to you, and I've decided to use this as a medium to help me let go. Did you know I've been wearing blue for a month? Even before all this happened, somewhere along the line (back in high school, I think), your favorite color became one of my favorite colors, and it was the best way I could think of to pay tribute to you. 41, ma. I only got 25 years with you. Whose supposed to go shopping with me for my wedding dress now? The only thing that helps me get by day to day, no, second by second, is to focus on the fact that you're not in pain anymore. But is it really that selfish to think of the time we've lost together? There is so much left that I wanted, needed to do with my mommy. But you did a good job with me; I can take care of myself and D has been keeping his promise to you about taking care of me. But see, he's grieving too. So I have to be strong for him and me. I'm not sure if I ever told you this, but despite all of our differences, you were a great mom to me, and in my eyes you will always be an African queen. I love you ma, and I miss you so much. There hasn't been one day yet where I didn't want to call you and then just as quickly realize I couldn't. I just want to crawl into a corner and cry, but I have to be strong for everyone else. Now all I have left of you are my memories. I am so mad, mad at you for leaving, mad at me for not being able to fix you, mad at me for being mad at you. But at least you're at peace. I hope everything you believed in was true for you. I love you ma. Goodbye.
Friday, August 15, 2008
Sitting here with you
is my favorite thing to do
The sound of your voice
leaves me no choice
as I sit here
by the look in your eyes
as your hands caress my thighs
The look in your eyes
as your lips touch mine
and slowly I sigh
'to you I would never lie'
The feel of you lips on my cheek
robs me of my ability to speak
As you run your fingers through my hair
and into your eyes I stare
my soul for you I lay bare
When you nibble on my ears
I want to cry sweet tears
as you toy
with my emotions
your tongue making motions
on my neck
I have to stop and check
to see if I'm still breating cuz
your love leaves me in a buzz
a whirlwind, a daze
I'm so amazed
is only part 1
of so much more to cum
Have a nice weekend, heffas.
Federal prosecutors say 19-year-old Jeremiah Munsen displayed the nooses when he drove past people who had attended a massive civil rights march in Jena on Sept. 20.
Munsen had faced up to a year in prison after pleading guilty in April to a misdemeanor charge of interfering with the marchers' federally protected right to travel.
The marchers were waiting in Alexandria for a bus home to Tennessee. They had been protesting the criminal cases against six black teenagers charged with beating a white student at Jena High School in 2006.
Finally, they do something right.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
The Premier of the Turks and Caicos Islands (TCI) Michael
Misick, and his estranged wife LisaRaye McCoy-Misick were involved in a violent confrontation at the Premier’s mansion on Wednesday night, according to reliable sources. The fight, which reportedly occurred in the presence of a number of government officials, including the Minister for Health and Education, Lillian Been-Boyce, resulted in both Misicks seeking emergency medical attention for bites. Each has filed a police report against the other. On Tuesday, Michael Misick had released a brief press statement, saying, “I am announcing that am separated from LisaRaye McCoy-Misick.”
LisaRaye had returned to the TCI this week, reportedly to
negotiate a divorce settlement but, according to our sources, this process had gone very badly from her standpoint. Misick is said to have refused to allow his wife to stay at the Premier’s mansion and she is believed to be staying at a local beach resort.
That's right! Let that cheating bitch know us Chi-town bitches don't play that! As soon as you get out of the hospital, me, you, and Da Brat can go ride on Rocsi. Chi-town bitches stick together!
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Hairspray's Daddy Still Confined to Island ... Rhymes With Snitch
LisaRaye Gets Dumped ... Bossip
Clay Aiken Actually Found a Woman Willing to Birth His Seed ... Celebslam
Razor Teeth Just Won't Cut It in China ... Yeah, I Said It. And What?
Here's another pic of Bey wearing her wedding ring while out and about. That's two sightings and they've been married since April. Guess she got tired of hiding her marriage to a Camel. It's ok, Bey a lot of people love their pets enough to marry them. I'm just not one of them.
Ok, I don't know where the hell I've been, but when the hell did skankalicious New York get a booty?! She's put on some weight, and it looks good on her. Helps to distract from the monstrosity sitting on her chest that she likes to call her titties. I guess Tailor Made was putting it on her and feeding her some good shyt. Good food followed by extended wipe me down sessions will do that to you. Ask me how I know. Even her weave aint as bad on this show; well, the 5 minutes I saw. Anyway, enjoy the clip. Later, heffas.
Hahahahahahaha. Ok, I can't find a real news source for this story, but did ya'll hear about the Chinese man who told his wife the address of his mistress in his sleep? Hahahahahahaha. Now, I've heard of people telling their secrets in their sleep (hell, that's how my mother found out my crushes in grammar school, lol), but this man gave her a COMPLETE ADDRESS. That's what his dumb ass gets. And then she found him there a couple of days later. Yeah, you're a dumbass.
Ok, is this bitch for real? Is he really taking a bath, correction, a bubble bath, in the sink at Burger King??? "Mr. Unstable" is a fucking understatement. Besides, who really blows out their candles and wishes for a bubble bath at Burger King? I'm too though. I got nothing left to say.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Monday, August 11, 2008
Turn Off the Lights by Teddy Pendergrass (turn em off!)
Keep Your Head Up by Chaka Khan (don't know if the song should be here, but Chaka is a legend and this song moves me in so many ways)
Love and Happiness by Al Green (i just love this song)
I Have Nothing by Whitney Houston (she had/has such an amazing voice. listen to this and tell me you don't get choked up. crack is wack!)
and last but definitely not least, my all time favorite old school love song:
Cuz I Love You by Lenny Williams (this man cried the whole damn song. men just don't tell women they love them like this no more!)