Hahahahahahaha. Hahahahaha. Excuse me let, let me catch my breath. Clay Aiken has come out of the closet. But that's not why I'm laughing. I'm laughing because he really thought no one knew. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Clay, boo boo, you weren't trapped in da closet. You were trapped in DENIAL! Hahahahaha. And your mother was shocked? Boo boo, she was shocked because you thought she didn't already know! Hahahahaha, this is too damn funny! Anyway, Clay, congrats for finally telling yourself da truth. Oh man, who knew you were a comedian, too? Oh, Clay, you slay me!