Celebrity Women Have Gone Mad

Ok, I'm gonna have to ask the heffas of the world to STOP GOING AFTER NEW YORK'S LEFTOVERS!!!! What is wrong with you celebrity women? I know I gave J Hud a pass, even though I did slightly dog her, but only because she got Punk, and even I was drooling over him during I Love New York. I mean, the man is fiyone, even if some of ya'll think he's on the DL. But now, now Niecy Nash done gone and got herself engaged to Wood. My first question was who? I don't even remember no damn Wood on EITHER season. So, I hit up Wikipedia. Apparently, this mofo was the winner of Mr. Romance in 2005. Remember, that reality show with Fabio? Of course you don't. Neither do I. And you know why I don't remember him from ILNY? Because he was eliminated Season 1 Episode 1. So maybe, MAYBE Niecy Nash can get a pass because he never actually got a chance to tongue New York down. But damnit, if I hear of one more reality show reject hooking up with a real celeb (Mr Boston dating Punkin DOES NOT COUNT; two rejects dating each other is totally irrelevant), I am gonna start my own reality show called "Who Not To Date If Yo Ass Is Famous! Duh!"

Anyway, I guess I show offer my congrats, but I'm SERIOUSLY not feeling this dude. Couldn't she have picked a cute reject, like J Hud? But she's the one who has to look at this troll for the rest of her life, not me, so I say congrats. I just can't see him being a cover model, unless it's Troll Illustrated. Later, heffas!

I Am SO Checking For J Hud's Album!

Ya'll already know I love the hell out of some J Hud. Hell, I even forgave her for dumping her long time boo to chase after New York's sloppy seconds, fine as he is. But I digress. Another song from her album has been leaked. Ya'll gotta check this shyt out. I am LOVIN her Chi town accent coming out strong in the phone convo intro. I am SO buying this album!

I'm His Only Woman- Jennifer Hudson featuring Fantasia

Usher VI On The Way?

So, have ya'll heard Usher and Tameka aka Jelly Belly are separated? I haven't really paid that much attention to the rumors cuz people have been saying that FOREVER. But now there are reports saying the couple is expecting their second child together. Lil Cinco aint even 1 yet. It kills me when women get pregnant before their child can reach their first birthday. If the rumors are true, I don't really believe the break up rumors cuz obviously they stay doing the dew and even though separated couples do still sometimes sleep together, most don't. Then again, Ursh did just rehire his mama, and we all know the drama that was reported between Tameka and Mama Ursh, so maybe him and wifey are on the outs. I was actually starting to root for them, though. He seemed like he really did love her, although he was getting on my damn nerves defending it to everyone. You aint gotta explain why you married the crazy lady! Just do you boo. Fuck everybody else. Anywho, congrats on the new baby. That's like, what baby #10 for Tameka?

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Wedding Ring Alert!

Ok, I know I'm a little late on this, but blogger was acting funny with me last week, soooo.....

Wedding ring alert! Here's Joe Camel wearing his wedding band in the same picture!

Hmmm, wonder if Beyonce read my last post on her letting him run around without a ring like he's not married? Anyway, good look Camel. Keep it up.

LisaRaye done brought the Chi-town out of her ass!

So, ya'll heard Lisa Raye's hubby was laid up with Rosci last weekend, right? Then Lisa Raye went home to "work things out". The next day, her husband released a statement stating they separated. Well, they got into a fight last night.

The Premier of the Turks and Caicos Islands (TCI) Michael
Misick, and his estranged wife LisaRaye McCoy-Misick were involved in a violent confrontation at the Premier’s mansion on Wednesday night, according to reliable sources. The fight, which reportedly occurred in the presence of a number of government officials, including the Minister for Health and Education, Lillian Been-Boyce, resulted in both Misicks seeking emergency medical attention for bites. Each has filed a police report against the other. On Tuesday, Michael Misick had released a brief press statement, saying, “I am announcing that am separated from LisaRaye McCoy-Misick.”

LisaRaye had returned to the TCI this week, reportedly to
negotiate a divorce settlement but, according to our sources, this process had gone very badly from her standpoint. Misick is said to have refused to allow his wife to stay at the Premier’s mansion and she is believed to be staying at a local beach resort.

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That's right! Let that cheating bitch know us Chi-town bitches don't play that! As soon as you get out of the hospital, me, you, and Da Brat can go ride on Rocsi. Chi-town bitches stick together!

Wedding Ring Alert!

Here's another pic of Bey wearing her wedding ring while out and about. That's two sightings and they've been married since April. Guess she got tired of hiding her marriage to a Camel. It's ok, Bey a lot of people love their pets enough to marry them. I'm just not one of them.

Wedding Ring Alert!

Guess who finally decided to display her wedding ring? It's your favorite wife in denial, Bey. It's about damn time. What's the matter, Bey? You don't want the world to know you married a Camel? All I can say is, you picked him. Anyway, it's a good look on you. You should wear it more often.

Stop the Cheating

Now that I have popped the cherry of my first blog post, let me tell you what's really on my mind. Lately, we have been getting plenty of celeb news from Hollyweird about all of these celebs cheating on their spouses, right. Now Morgan Freeman, Morgan-I-never-get-an-onscreen-love-interest Freeman, has supposedly not only been cheating on his wife of 24 years, he and the jump off got into a car accident. I tell you, that karma is a BITCH.








Now, I hate to say it, but normally when a person cheats, it's because they aren't getting what they need at home. Then again, sometimes you run into an extra greedy muthafucka who just has to stick their frank 'n' beans in every cooch they can find, or vice-versa. And it's not until they've left for the jump off that they realize they have fallen victim to the 80/20 rule.

My point is, I personally believe that while yes, the cheater has to be held responsible, both parties have to do what it takes to keep your partner interested. Mr. D (my better half, although at the moment he is on punishment, lol) has a saying: If I start looking at other people, it's your job to get me to look back at you. Now, while I don't completely co-sign to this (trust, Mr. D is no idiot, he would get his ass kicked in a millisecond; but I keeps mine interested, so it's a non-issue), I understand the logic behind it. My question to you is have you ever been cheated on? And if you can answer that honestly, do you now believe there was something you stopped doing (or could have done to prevent it) that lead up to the ultimate betrayal? Now-a-days, marriage is a joke to most people. Therefore, I propose we figure out how to fix and save our relationships right now before we all end up as lonely old farts still looking for the next good nut. This has been a public service announcement from P.