Get The Hell Outta Here!

I'm not sure how many of ya'll out there have heard about the hickness that is Southern Maryland. Let's just say this place is hick country.

Anyway, look at this bullshit :

At approximately 1:30 a.m. on Sunday, March 8, units from Bay District Fire Department and Lexington Park Rescue Squad responded to a call for a woman bleeding in Lexington Park.

A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman. Trooper 7 transported the woman to PG Hospital. The case remains under investigation at this time. No word on the condition of the woman at this time.

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Get the fuck outta here! What the hell was going through her mind?! There is no way in HELL I would have allowed that shyt! They do make toys you can plug in the wall that WON'T CUT YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH! I swear, sometimes people deserve the shyt that happens to them. Just in case ya'll aren't tool savvy (I damn sure am not), I googled the saw and found this picture:

Now that I think about it, I hope they charge his dumb ass. Her, too. I am too through with this damn city. I'm moving back home damnit! Fucking retards.

One of my favorite comedians, Bill Engvall has a bit where he talks about stupid people and one where he talks about warning labels on products. I'm pretty sure the makers of power saws never thought they would see the day where they would have to add: WARNING. DO NOT USE ON/IN GENITALS to their damn product!

Bill also says stupid people should wear a sign that says I'm Stupid so the rest of the world knows they're stupid and therefore avoid stupid shyt like this!

Here's your sign, dumbass

Lord Help Us

Ok, I seriously hate bytches like this. I am dying to be a mommy, and I know I'm going to be a damn good one. But we get bytches like this who adopts 3 kids, kills them, and puts them in her damn freezer. Why bitch, why? Them babies did not deserve this. But you, I hope they put yo ass in gen pop. Even hard core criminals don't like people who prey on kids.

The system completely failed those kids. Where was the social worker who was supposed to do routine checks? Where was the truancy officer when they missed school? And I still can't figure out why someone would give 3 kids to someone who looked like her crazy ass.

Lord, please save us. Some of us need more help than others.
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I remember when this woman was arrested. China Arnold has finally been found guilty of microwaving her infant daughter to death. This bitch killed her baby because she was afraid her boyfriend would get mad when he found out the baby wasn't his. A baby that she pushed out of her cooter. Carried for 9 months, fed and bathed, and she put her in a microwave. I can't stand women like this. Why didn't something click in her brain telling her to take her baby out of the fucking microwave? I just cannot believe this. I am so pissed right now. China faces the death penalty. Take a minute out of your day and say a prayer for Paris Talley, an innocent child who not only died too young, but also suffered a horrible death by the hands of the woman who should have loved her the most. RIP, little Paris.


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In Baltimore 2 year old Javon Thompson was starved to death by a cult, which included his mother, because he wouldn't say amen after meals. What in the hell? They then proceeded to try and raise him from the dead after refusing to call for help when he stopped breathing in his mother's arms. People like this make me sick. This little boy did not have to die. The mother's family is claiming the mother had no choice but to follow orders. No choice? Bitch, you pushed that little boy out of your cooch. How in the hell are you going to follow an order not to feed your baby because he won't say amen? Lord, please help us.

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