Dirty KK Better Not Drop The Soap!

I probably shouldn't be so gleeful about this, but KK is going to jail! You know what? Fuck it. I am happy. That dirty dog doesn't deserve to be in charge of anybody's city, except maybe OZ. He gives black politicians a bad name. Anyway, KK pleaded guilty to 2 felony obstruction charges. He is going to serve 4 months in prison and get 5 years probation. He also has to pay $1 million in restitution.

He is gonna have to be in solitary for his own protection. I mean, I know Dirty K is a big dude, but do you know how many dudes in the pokey are ready to poke KK? If a gang of them ran up on him in the shower, they could probably take him. Then again, they might send him to a country club prison like they did with Martha Stewart. I suggest all the citizens of Detroit who still have love for their convict mayor send him some soap on a rope. Ha!

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Dirty KK update

Ok, so I have been hearing various stories about Dirty KK. I have been trying to find a credible source with all of the info in one place, but that don't seem to be happening. Anyway, a judge has ruled the Governor of Michigan can hold her hearing to determine if KK should be stripped of his office. I also read reports that KK has agreed to a plea deal, terms which include him leaving office, not running for two years, paying a fine, community service, blah blah blah. Now, you all know how I feel about that old dirty dog. Those text messages between him and Beatty proved his guilt to me. But I don't know how I feel about the Governor removing him from office before his trial is done. He is an elected official. The good people of Detroit (hahahaha, I couldn't type that with a straight face. chi-town, bitches!) put him in office and I don't think he should leave unless he is removed after a guilty verdict or he steps down willingly. What do ya'll think?

Dirty KK can't be ousted...

On Monday one of KK's judges ruled the Detroit City Council doesn't have the power to force him out of office. You know he was happy than a mofo. I mean, look at this pic.

Doesn't it just scream, "I'm pretending I'm listening to you, but I can't WAIT to beat the dust off some stripper pussy tonight! Party at the mayor's mansion! Whoo whoo!"

Anyway, Dirty KK shouldn't celebrate too soon. The Governor has scheduled a misconduct hearing for Sept 3. Ol' KK might get ousted after all. Hmmm, maybe he should get some stripper puss while he can...

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Dirty KK thought he was going somehwere

So yesterday, KK goes in front of one judge for his perjury charges. This judge then rules his ankle bracelet can come off and he can attend the Democratic National Convention. Time to call the strippers, right? Not so fast, you dirty dog. Less than 4 hours later, the judge overseeing his assault case had the tether put back on. Awww, sucks to be you, huh KK? Black politicains like this make it hard for people to take good, honest politicians like Barack seriously. But that's ok, cuz come November, Barack is going to show them how classy a real black politician can be. Yes we can!

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Dirty KK got lucky this time

So, after spending the night in jail, KK decides to go and spend some time with his family. Only problem is he's been ordered to have no contact with any witnesses involved in his case. Seeing as his sister is a witness, prosecutors hauled his ass back to court to get his ass again. The judge musta gotten scared, cuz he let Dirty KK go. I can't wait to see this made into a Law and Order episode. Maybe I should write the script for it.... Don't steal my ideas, heffas!

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Dirty KK goes to jail

For those of you who don't know, Miss P is from Chicago, but is currently stuck in hell in Maryland. The next door neighbors are from Detroit. Mr. D and I constantly have to remind them how much better Chicago is than bootleg ass Detroit. Therefore, I couldnt pass up the opportunity to rip that low down dirty dog Kwame Kilpatric, b.k.a. the flea infested mayor of Detroit. Seems Dirty Kay Kay is going to do some jail time.





Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick will spend the night in jail after a judge ruled he violated the terms of his bond in his perjury case by making a business trip to Canada and not informing the court.

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick apologized, but a federal judge ordered him jailed for violating terms of his bond.

Judge Ronald Giles ordered Kilpatrick to jail Thursday, a decision the judge said he would have made for any "John Six-Pack" defendant before him.
The mayor made an unauthorized trip to Canada last month, leading the county prosecutor's office to request Kilpatrick be punished and triggering the judge's ruling. source





A day? Really, judge? A day? Now you know damn well if it was Pookie from around the way who violated his bond, his ass would be in jail for at least the weekend. But because it's crooked Kay Kay, and the judge is afraid of turning up like that stripper from his party, Dirty KK gets one night. Whatever. I bet you he serves less time than Nicole Richie. Don't drop the soap, muthafucka.