Clay Aiken Is Out Da Closet

Hahahahahahaha. Hahahahaha. Excuse me let, let me catch my breath. Clay Aiken has come out of the closet. But that's not why I'm laughing. I'm laughing because he really thought no one knew. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Clay, boo boo, you weren't trapped in da closet. You were trapped in DENIAL! Hahahahaha. And your mother was shocked? Boo boo, she was shocked because you thought she didn't already know! Hahahahaha, this is too damn funny! Anyway, Clay, congrats for finally telling yourself da truth. Oh man, who knew you were a comedian, too? Oh, Clay, you slay me!

Ricky's Got Some Babies

What is up with all these seemingly gay men having babies through surrogate mothers? First Clay Aiken, now Ricky Martin? Yeah, you heard me, Ricky Martin just became the single mother of twin boys. Don't ask me why I think he's gay. You know you do too. And I love it. I just can't stand people who deny their sexuality because they're afraid of what the public will think. Be you, boo boo. I wish we had more openly gay celebrities. Maybe if we did, us "common folk" wouldn't be so afraid of accepting one another. But I digress. Congrats Ricky. But seriously, all those women out there who would have loved to fuck you, and you had to pay for the pussy. SMDH.

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